The silly bint's not worth her weight in sh*t...
US President Bollocks Hussein Osama’s influence has spread to the Sydney theatre world, where actor Crate Blandchick says the American leader has inspired her theatre program for the coming year.
An infidel tigger sums up the resulting shambles:
Tickets will cost a trillion dollars.
Tab to be picked up by the taxpayer.
All actors will read off teleprompters.
Failure to enjoy show will be racist.